the pro/con list

To help me make my decision about where to live next year, I made a pro/con list. For your enjoyment, here it is:

AMERICA
Pro

• No visa problems
• Friends and Family
  
• Lots of peanut butter
• Don't have to try to figure out European-sized clothing
• Will no longer have to pretend to understand Celsius

Con

• JOBLESS DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION PART II
  
• No health insurance
• No apartment
• Being poor and starting over
• Job search

SPAIN
Pro

• Improve Spanish
• Financial security
• Socialized medicine
• Jamón serrano (HAM)
• Cheap grad school programs
• Drinking is socially acceptable before 12 PM
  
• CHEAP rent
• Cheap and good olive oil
• Ex-pat status makes you cooler
  
• Strong Euro (well...before)
  
• Traveling is really fun
• It's not that cold

Con

• Really, there's only teaching jobs
• Delaying the inevitable of going back?
  
• Being lonely
• Figuring out the giant bureaucratic nightmare of the Spanish higher education system
• My bank charged me 15 euros for not being Spanish?!?!?!
• All my clothes smell like smoke after a night out
• VISA DRAMA
• Movies are dubbed.
  
• Can't touch the fruit before I buy it.
  
• Desert-like conditions in the summer.
  
• Preschoolers.